Found these on IMDB. Some of them are new to me:
My life is an awkward visit from the kids table.
On getting slushied on Glee: It felt like I was bitch-slapped by an iceberg.
Nurse Jackie is my favorite show! Brilliant characters! It makes me laugh so hard police come to my door thinking an animal is being abused.
It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.
Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter! I'm 19! I mean, the 90's were a blur but I don't think I was impregnating anyone when I was two. I'm gonna find this girl and get her ass to school!
[about Kristin Chenoweth being on Glee] As soon as she came on, I was like, you know, constantly like, "Oh hi Kristin! Hi... I'm your biggest fan... We sound exactly alike."
I'm pretty sure I'm going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I'm hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.
The first one is the beginning of the tag line from his twitter page. The full sentence reads: My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.
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