Its January 9th, and I am finally reviewing the Glee Christmas episode. Yes, I am skipping "Special Education," and yes, I remember that I still need to finish "Never Been Kissed." But this analysis should be very short, so I thought I would write it first.
One thing you have to know about me is that I am often kind of a Grinch about Christmas. I'm Jewish; I don't celebrate the holiday. Yes, I can appreciate the beauty and joy of the holiday season, and I don't mind Christmas music at times. But I knew going into it that a Christmas-themed Glee episode would probably not be among my favorites, and I was correct. It was definitely my least favorite, and one I do not see myself watching again, save for one scene, and I'm sure you can guess which one that is.
"Baby Its Cold Outside" was absolutely adorable. Sweet, fun, flirty. As somone else said, it was nice to see Blaine be the agressor and Kurt was the one playing coy and hard to get. I held my breath when their faces got close to each other towards the end of the song, but I knew nothing was going to happen. Sure, I want them to kiss, but I'm still enjoying the build-up.
The part with Kurt and Mr. Schue was very short of course, but it was so nice to see how happy they were to see each other.
Sorry, that is all the positivity I can muster for this episode. Its all downhill from here.
I have two main criticisms of the episode:
1) No mention of any other holiday except Christmas.
Obviously I would be sensitive to this omission. But c'mon writers of Glee, you have at least two characters who are Jewish, and there was no mention of Hanukkah? Nothing. Rachel said she doesn't celebrate Christmas, but that was as far as it went. Puck has not been shy about mentioning his religion in the past, but in this episode, where it would have made the most sense for him to mention being Jewish, he didn't say a word. Plus, I still wonder about Tina and Artie. They have never talked about religion, but they both have very Jewish sounding surnames: Cohen (-Chang) and Abrams. For a show that touts inclusion and diversity, an important opportunity was lost.
2) Artie's re-walk.
I have resisted writing about this, because I know my viewpoint will be unpopular, and honestly I am still wrestling with this.
Artie is one of my very favorite characters on Glee. I absolutely adore him. I think he is the nicest of the "kid" characters (characters, not actors), and also the student who seems the happiest, with the least amount of emotional baggage. Which I think is very important for the audience to see, that a person who uses a wheelchair can be well-adjusted, positive, and have friends.
A wheelchair is not a machine that confines a person. A person is not "wheelchair-bound." A wheelchair is a freedom machine. Artie can go places because of his wheelchair. He can dance because of his wheelchair.
We already know that Artie dreams of walking, or more specifically he dreams of dancing. In the "Dream On" episode we are treated to a dream sequence of Artie dancing. It is one of my favorite moments of Glee, and a scene applauded by fans and critics alike, directed by the genius Joss Whedon and featuring a flash mob of actors and shoppers in a mall.
So we know that Artie isn't 100% happy being a wheelchair user. But is anyone 100% happy with their lot in life? I would say no. The key here is making the best life of what you have, and in my opinion, that is what Artie does. Happiness is a choice, and Artie has made that choice. He dreams of being able to do things he can't do, just as we all have such dreams. Some of us want to travel the world, but we don't have the money. Some of us want to sing, but we don't have pitch or tone. Some of us want to be football players, but we have damaged knees. Everyone has aspirations. Sometimes they come true. More often they don't.
After "Santa" told Brittany that "he" couldn't make her wish come true, that he couldn't make Artie walk, Artie told her that he was fine. Meaning, he was okay with not being able to walk. He dreams of walking, and dancing, but he doesn't pine away for those abilities.
The only two times that Artie has explored walking have been when his two girlfriends have pushed the issue. First Tina, then Brittany, have wished for Artie to walk. With Tina, she went the realistic route, researching medical information. With Brittany, she simply wanted a Christmas miracle. But they both wanted the same event to take place. They wanted a cure for Artie. Which begs the question to me: Did they want Artie to walk for him, or for themselves? Is Artie "broken?" Does he need to be "fixed?"
I didn't get tears in my eyes when Artie was "walking." I felt disappinted. And upset. I understand that this episode was supposed to be about fantasy, and I am taking it way too literally. I should just think its wonderful that Brittany got her Christmas miracle. But I think the scene does a disservice to a show that has always presented a realistic portrayal of a person in a wheelchair.
The re-walk IS a real device. It was developed by a company in Israel and was supposed to be available commercially in 2010. It does allow individuals with lower limb paralysis the ability to walk and climb stairs.
However, a person who has been in a wheelchair for years like Artie has would not simply be able to strap on the device and walk. Extensive rehab would be required, and tests would be needed to determine that the person had a healthy cardiovascular system and a skeletal system that would support movement. Muscles and bones deteroriate after months and years of non-use, and I doubt Artie has a workout/therapy regime similar to what the late Christopher Reeve performed on a daily basis. In addition, while there is no information on the company website about the cost of the re-walk, I feel certain it is far beyond what a high school football coach would be able to afford.
From a health/medical standpoint, of course the re-walk would be beneficial for Artie. Walking, even standing, benefits the heart, lungs, muscles, and bone. Movement decreases the chances of potentially life-threatening blood clots and pressure sores.
But Artie's health isn't the issue here. Artie dreams of dancing. One of the aspects of Glee that has always thrilled me is that Artie DOES dance. I can only think of three performances where Artie did not dance. He played guitar with the band during "Don't Stop Believin" and "Somebody to Love," although when those songs were performed on the "Oprah Winfrey Show" and on the tour, Artie did dance with the rest of the cast. The other time was the choir room performance of "Ice Ice Baby."
I think it is so important that Artie is included in the choreography, including dancing at times with a partner, and I know I have mentioned this previously. The point I'm trying to make is that Artie would not be able to dance using the re-walk. The device is not designed for it. The person using a re-walk moves in a robotic, not a rhythmic, fashion. Artie can glide around a stage in his wheelchair, but using the re-walk, he would be jerky, slow, stiff. He would actually be more "handicapped" in a dance sequence using the re-walk.
So those are my views, for better or worse. I don't expect anyone to agree with me. Some people simply enjoy Glee for being a zany, offbeat comedy. Which it is. But with the inclusion of social issues such as teen pregnancy, bullying, homophobia, racial bias, body issues, adoption, and disability acceptance, Glee is using entertainment to educate. I think the show hits the mark most of the time, but unfortunately not all of the time.
Okay, and while I'm on a roll (no pun intended), one more criticism, although I do understand the omission was for plot purposes. At the end of the episode, when Sue brought the kids to Mr. Schue's house, Kurt wasn't there. Yes, I know he wasn't there because the idea is to highlight Kurt's alienation from New Directions. They aren't intentionally leaving him out because they don't like him. He goes to a new school now, and Sue wouldn't have thought to include him. Plus, if he had been there, the focus would have been on him instead of the students surprising Mr. Schue to make his Christmas bright. Still, its hard for me to see Kurt left out of so much that goes on at McKinley. The bullying storyline has been amazing, and the addition of Blaine and the Wablers have definitely been a boon for the show. But as someone who had to spend most of her high school years on homebound and half-day programs due to illness, I feel Kurt's alienation acutely. These are times he will never be able to re-capture. Life in the glee club is going on without him, and that doesn't feel right.
Did I really say this analysis would be short? :)
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